At the end of the shower you have to reach around and spread your buttocks to rinse out trapped soap.
Every day in the shower Danny would reach around and spread his cheeks to make sure he wasn't still soapy.
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great game made by bungie until 343 industries ruined it with their title update.
"Do you want to go play Halo: Reach?"
"Sure"
"Oh wait, I forgot. They ruined it with a title update."
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v. The act of making someone pay for your purchase because you have intentionally or unintentionally, forgotten your wallet.
Classic reach fake!
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To screw someone over behind their back or to rip someone off while pretending to be honest
I thought he was an honest mechanic, but he's been giving me the reach around this whole time
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In Player vs player video games, right before the end of a shut out game, the winning player lets the losing player get a free kill.
I was owning him so hard, I felt bad and decided to give him a reach around.
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A courtesy reach is performed at a restaurant when the waiter presents the check. It's a reach for the wallet, with a pause, a slight lean in and a quizical look, intended to mislead the person who grabbed the check into thinking that you want to help with the check.
Jason was a great help at the meeting and even reached for his wallet at lunch.
Q: Awesome, Was it a quick draw?
A: Nope. It was more of a Courtesy Reach.
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The act of analy destroying a girl. After 3 hours of not stop fucking you begin punching said girl repeatedly in the back of the head. Once she is knocked out, bring her unconscious body to random places to take pictures. (i.e. The roof, under water in you pool, in the tree on your front lawn, your kitchen table, and eventually when she begins showing signs of regaining consciousness, on the radiator). When she's in the hospital recovering from radiation poisoning, you then show her the pictures. Thus the Rusty Reach.
I always keep pictures of my Rusty Reach framed in the front hallway of my house for all of my guests to see.
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