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The worst team with the best players in the NFL. But at least they still (usually) kick the shit out of the Raiders.
So many of the San Diego Chargers players have great individual stats, you'd think they'd be a good team...
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Waking up with a line of cocaine on your gums
I woke up feeling like shit so I took a San Diego Hello
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Similar to a Mississippi Handbag, a sexual practice that involves the female (or gay 'bottom') placing the toes of their feet into the anus of the recipient. Maximum sexual arousal is achieved through a fast and intense "wiggle your big toe (ie Kill Bill)" motion or if the person who is administering the act has a hangnail and/or an erotic "Butt Bunions."
That bitch was too busy rolling a joint to give me a Mississippi Handbag, so she gave me a San Diego Sandal instead.
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1. National Football League from San Diego, California that never won the super bowl before.
2. Went 14-2 in 2006, didn't even win the divisional game even with home field advantage.
3. The fans are the biggest band wagoners in sports history.
4. None of the fans know anything about their own team before 2003.....sad!!!!! Oh that's right their fans are fake!
5. Did I mentioned that the General Manager hired ex-Raiders coach Norv Turner? Good luck winning the Super Bowl!!!!!!!
San Diego Chargers
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A crumpled up wad of paper, ideally white, that can be thrown at friends, family, and co-workers.
Dude 1: "Mike and I got into the most awesome San Diego snowball fight in the office yesterday!"
Dude 2: "Fawesome!"
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1. A team of so cal bandwagoners who only hop on this team for their running back.
2. NFL football team which will NEVER WIN A SUPERBOWL IN THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE.
3. Philip Rivers...LAWLZ
4. LaDainian Tomlinson, although talented at RB, also talented in whining, complaining, and being a overpriced b1tch
Did you see the San Diego Chargers PHAIL again in attempting to go to the Super Duper BOWL?! Maybe its because of WAAAAAAAADAAANIAN TOMLINSON. So Super Duber Chargers EPICPHAILUR!
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When a vehicle stops more than 2 car lengths behind the white line at a stop sign or stop light OR when a vehicle leaves more than 2 car lengths of space in front of it, and the vehicle in question is not a big rig or box truck.
Most offenders are paying attention to their phones instead of the road. In an attempt to drive cautiously, these people leave *too much* space in front of them.
If there is enough space for you to parallel park in front of the vehicle, then that vehicle has performed a San Diego Stop.
This often morphs in to a California Roll if the offender comes upon a stop sign, or a San Diego Swerve if the offender is making a turn.
I noticed this lady next to me at the light had performed a San Diego Stop- I looked inside the window, and she was stuck on her phone! The lady was absolutely NOT paying attention to the road, or to the light for that matter which had turned green! SMH