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Stalker Pretty

Adj; A woman so very pretty she is worthy of being stalked. Used to describe someone that would cause an ordinary person to stare and fantasize about.

Heard at an Italian Resturant: “I mean you’re very pretty, but, you’re NOT stalker pretty. “

by MDAinspired June 28, 2021


Trout stalker

You probably found this the same way I did, watching season 8 episode 5 of chrisley knows best. I can only assume it has something to do with a penis

"- I hate how Amanda is such a trout stalker, shes only out for my penis."

by ElectricFlamme3 August 17, 2020


fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.

That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 03, 2019


Dry Stalker

A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.

Dude, Bimal is such a Dry Stalker, he only made an account to stalk Bryanna

by LickyBB December 03, 2016


Stalker Crush

1. Having an unexplainable crush on somebody you don't know personally; perhaps a friend of a friend.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.

"Oh my gosh, I totally have a stalker crush on that kid in my Biology class. I've never spoken a word to him!"

"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"

by Michika January 04, 2009


Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.

Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?

by Leointhehouse December 13, 2015


Celery Stalker

A person or hacker who spies on someone through their cell phone.

Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.

by Ranchgirls December 09, 2020