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the most fucking bad ass competition on campus.... you get a group of 15 and fucking chug down a keg as fast as you can you puke ur brains out and then continue... "PUKE AND RALLY!" and if your lucky enough you win... usually in about 30-40 minutes... you get some damn respect fo shoe...
usually a twenty minute puke rule and only in your own trash can
b:dude did you go to keg races?
g:fuck yea and i puked my brains out...
b:yea but who won
g:the sigma epsilon girls of course!
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The post-sesh morning breath that wreaks havoc on your mates nasal passage.
‘kinell lad, got proper keg breath you. Brush your grill.
a woman who is letting it go; she had a trim, fine body with a narrow waist and perky curves, but she is becoming over weighed because she doesn't care to stay in shape; that phase between trim & foxy, and being a keg on legs
"Janice used to be so thin and cute! Now she's gained weight. I'm not attracted to that."
"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."
To stand around a keg at a party, get your cup filled, then drink it real fast, fill it up again. Usually is done until the keg is finished.
I was at this party last night that was so busy I decided to be a keg monkey.
We keg monkey'd that thing till it was gone!
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Code for beer at a Christmas Eve party.
I'll bring the cookies and mistletoe if you bring the keg nog.
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Verb.
To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.
This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
a. Damn, son. Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' bout our addiction to oil 'till we float the keg and run out.
b. I heard that, brother.
or
Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.
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The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.
"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"
"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"
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