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Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.
Jack Murphy can take a hydraulic suck on a big fury testicle sack...
Go fuck yourself Murphy.
A boy who a girl fell for and then when she confessed her love for him replied with Ok!!!!
I cannot believe Cole Murphy only responded with Ok!!!
Ava is a gorgeous girl with striking green eyes and a twinkly smile. Her hair is luscious and curly and she always smells like fine florals. She very comedic and extremely multi-talented. Every moment spent with her I'm in love and in awe of her presence. Watch out because she will be famous one day
Gah damn, I wish Ava Murphy was my wife
Where you climb on top, do absolutely nothing and prematurely get off. Named after the Murphy of Newtown. Aka the "Yawning Position."
Girl: "You're really lame in bed."
Guy: "No, I'm just doing the Harry Murphy!"
Girl: "Great.. I've heard of that. Does that mean you're going to prematurely get off too?"
Guy: "Yeah baby, just like the Murphy of Newtown."
darkness. On Chappelles show, Rick James always called Murphy "darkness" cuz he was so dark-skinned
Its getting real Charlie Murphy out here!
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A comic series created by Ifunny user Guwutine that seeks to build the story and lore of Uncle Murphy, a character featured in a few doge memes that circled the internet.
Man I can't wait for the finale finale of Uncle Murphy , it's such a cool comic
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