seat shit

Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.

The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.

Protagonist seat

In animes, the main character often sits in the seat farthest back (or second farthest back) and closest to the window at school.

-Man, Kevin got the protagonist seat
-What do you mean by protagonist seat?
-You know, the seat farthest back and closest to the window that the main characters in animes always sit in!

bitch seat

The middle seat in a truck, el camino, or car. Normally where the girl sits when you have 2 men and 1 woman in a front-seat formation. Occasionally, however, the awkward situation will arise where you have 3 males who must sit in the same front seat.

driver: well i guess we have to go in my truck
person 2: i call bitch seat
person 3: why would you call bitch seat you queer?
person 2: you are right, that was stupid of me

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hot seat

when you go to take a crap only to sit on a toilet heated by someone else's ass

Toilet has been recently used and grosses the new user out.

"Dude I ran into the bathroom and I got hot seat"

"O man thats gross"

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poop seat

The part of a grocery cart where parents put young children in diapers.

Did you see that guy putting pears in his cart? He didn't even put them in a plastic bag -- he just dumped them right there in the poop seat. I sure hope he washes them well when he gets home before he eats them.

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guru seat

(n.) The center position on a three cushion couch typically occupied by a neophyte pot smoker who by virtue of his location is offered two tokes off a joint or a pipe for every one of his compatriots. Since the "guru" is usually too inexperienced to refuse a hit, he gets much more stoned than his friends resulting in endless fun at the "guru's" expense.

Friend 1: You're in the guru seat, so you gotta take a hit every time the joint comes your way.

Guru: Cool. You guys are awesome.

Friend 2: No, man. You're awesome. Now take another hit, bitch. Guru seat rules apply.

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Meat Seat

A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.

Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting

Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?

Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(

Imper588: Same :(

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