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When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.
"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"
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Placing the carcass of a roast chicken in a friend's bed/under the pillow.
Rob Joy was whipped in Magaluf so I chicken submarined him.
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A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.
Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.
Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.
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It's when you poke a bitch and find out the tampon is still in.
I took a girl home from the bar last night and didnt know i was gonna have to go on a bloody submarine ride. I thought i was gonna have to Tony Danza the bitch, but i got her back by finger blasting her and sticking my fingers in her mouth.
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When you have gas that is so bad, inside a dorm, car, office, etc, that the fumes give you a headache.
Man I ate Taco-Bell before my shift and then turned the office into a Turkish Submarine!
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Titanic submarine, idk how to spell it, a group of five people goes in expedition to achieve their journey, going to see the titanic, but it went wrong. The oxygen level went decrease as they go down, and then, they died because of the lack oxygen. It recent turns into a meme, well.. sorta (inspiration from lesson in meme culture)
Titanic submarine? More like unsafe submarine! That was not a good joke was it?
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When you need to relieve yourself in the middle of intercourse and you urinate inside your partner, then you "go down" on her to distract her and avoided the enemy's hostility.
Man, did you go to the doctor for that bladder control issue
Nah Brah, I just Golden Submarine her now.
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