personal punish

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.

"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"

Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

Brand Punishment

Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.

My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.

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Punishing The Baby

Fucking pregnant chick like a caveman.

I fucked this pregnant chick so hard last night, I'm sure I was punishing the baby.

4👍 1👎

Punishment Bang

the act of handing out aggressive sex to a member of the opposite sex, used on those who you have some form of grudge against

or

to fuck someone particularly hard, particularly from behind, not because they're particuarly hot hot, but because they have irritated you in some way

1) German teacher requires a punishment bang for giving me a D in that oral exam.

2) Give me a 6 week Homework assignment will you Mrs??..we will see about that..its time for your punishment bang!

3) Dude..your mum told my mum that she saw me smoking outside Tesco....she requires a punishment bang

15👍 9👎

Punish the toilet

When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.

*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"

7👍 3👎

gimp punisher

The act of shoving your cock against the ball-gag which your helpless sex slave is wearing, to the point he starts to gag and caughs up spunk from the previous molester.

After Gary had to beg for mercy to take off his ball-gag, he realized he was the helpless victim of gimp punishing and needed a new job and new friends.

8👍 4👎