A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.
Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.
Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.
The children (from 1-5 years old) that scream, hit, throw, cry, and spit.
I found toddlers at the whole universe, like a Toddler Apocalypse. How am I surviving this hell with Demonic Toddlers? FUCK FUCKING TODDLERS! THEY'RE FUCKETY FUCK FUCKS!
these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.
All the iPad babies who think they’re sigma males
Person 1: I’m such a sigma male
Person 2: bro is def a toddler watching to much YouTube shorts
Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.
The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.
Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
an annoying ass kid who cries over everything
man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from