Random
Source Code
Random
When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.
'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."
Someone who wears red excessively.
Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider
Nickname of double Olympic snowboarding champion Shaun White. Originally coined at the Turin Games as "il pomadoro volante" dues to his aerial speed and grace and his shock of red hair. Shaun is the greatest proponent of the men's snowboarding half-pipe at this time, having invented several tricks including his trademark double McTwist 1260 a.k.a. The Tomahawk. With a parallel career in skateboarding, White has his own clothes labels and a videogame. One cool dude. He retained his Olympic championship at the Vancouver Winter Games in 2010 with an untouchable score of 46.8.
Tony Hawk: "I think Shaun is one of the most amazing athletes on the planet".
Bemused Olympic Spectator: "Whoah! Dude! What the fuck was that?!"
Helpful Canadian: "The Flying Tomato, eh?"
Bemused Olympic Spectator: "So, dude, where's all the snow?"
Helpful Canadian: "D'oh!!"
54👍 10👎
Correct spelling of "ultimatum". You give someone an all tomato, meaning they either give up the whole tomato, or none of it.
After days of negotiations, I'm giving you an all tomato.
24👍 3👎
1. A satire of any word that one may find on this website, urbandictionary.com;
2. Nothing at all: a meaningless word
Dude 1: Bro! I wanna blue tomato tonight!
Dude 2: What the hell does that mean?
Dude 1: uhhhhh.............
Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"
That one person who just blushes to the point they just look like Bob the Tomato but still look beautiful as fuck because she is the girl of your dreams...
"Wow, you are really looking like Bob the Tomato but I love you."
11👍 1👎