Um Bongo

Um Bongo- it was a juice containing mixed tropical fruits such as Pineapple, Mango, Passion Fruit etc that was sold in cartons in the UK. It was the shitty drink that kids used to beg their moms to buy or use their 15p pocket money to buy it after school. It tasted like crap and the company stopped producing it whent hey realised it was so shit.

A) Hey, lets go buy some Um Bongo after school.
B) Alright! I mean it does taste like fruity piss but hey, its cheap so yeah.

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broke um

Something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. Similar to owned, or you got served. Like the others, the results are often nonsensical.

Guy 1: Hang on, guys, I just gotta throw this away.
Guy 2: ...I threw yer mom away.
Guy 3: Broke um!

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um hm

stupidist word in the world.. verbal brick wall.. relates no meaning other than the fact that it halts any further thoughts

person 1: Hi Person 2 how are you?
person 2: um hm
person 1: ...

person 1: well the weather sure is nice today
person 2: um hm
person 1: ....

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Anyway um

Anyway um is a thing that people say when they change the subject, it also means that they don't want to talk about what they previously said.

So but like anyway um

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um, brains?

A common phrase among the cool-rejects of Middleton, MA. Used during awkward silences and when one has nothing better to say.

Amanda: SoOooOoo...
*silence*
Maddie: Um, Brains??

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Sause-um

So awesome.

Did you see that guy trip and fall? That was sause-um!

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get um

While watching a couple have sex. Right before one of them orgasms yell "Get Um!" from Gravity Falls

Girl- oh oh oh oh oh oh OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
You- "Get Um"

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