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Utah's first institute of higher learning. Utahns that choose the U of U over lesser schools in the state tend to display the ability to think for themselves and function outside of the State of Utah.
"I could have gone to BYU to get a degree but I choose instead to go to the University of Utah to get an education."
When a person gives a blow job while having soda (preferably Canada Dry for the high carbonation) in their mouth.
Guy: Yeah, my girl gave me A Utah Tingle last night
A sex move in which the female pinches the s rotum of the man unexpectedly. Hence it being 'silent'.
I gave my boyfriend The Silent Utah last night.
Verb: The mysterious act of successfully ejaculating a man's penis when it's not hard. The short, snub-nosed tator tot is somehow able to rapid fire jizz, without the reassuring length of a barrel. The Utah application is present when the man is only wearing old , mourmon style running shoes during the act.
Abe sprayed her with a Utah Uzi; Neither of them were expecting that flacid thing to go off.
A small town trying to be bigger than it is. Where you come on vacation and stay on probation. Where meth heads ride their motorized bicycles freely. Sex offenders get a slap on the wrist. And where crazy is cool.
Logan Utah what a black cesspool of depression and despair
The condition of being or acting insane over something trivial, illogical, or unreasonable.
"I was 30 seconds late to work today and my boss went all Utah Crazy on me for it!"
1. One of the best Universities in the West, and the first and best university in the state of Utah. An institution with a rich academic heritage, including the first implanted artificial heart, and the first dialysis machine, as well as the home of Nobel Prize winning faculty.
2. The school Mormons choose to go to when they want to receive a REAL education.
Also known as the U, or the U of U.
Thank goodness you got accepted to the University of Utah and chose to go there instead of going to the school in Provo, where you might have had to settle for a wife and kids and a degree instead of a REAL education.