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When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"
Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"
girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*
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Velvet Revolver- the best friggin band ever and whoever hates them can go to friggin hell. For an example dude...has put some def. on this sight that just aren't right. They are great musicians with awesome talent who have made it to the very friggin top of the charts. Long live Slash,Matt,Dave,Duff,and Scott!
Dude...is the real duecsh bag, not Dave!
In loving memory of Drac Sorum.
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The best band ever!!! Two awesome bands put together (Guns N' Roses + Stone Temple Pilots = Velvet Revolver!!!) Even if they were not from two other well known bands they would still rock!!! :)
Slash, Duff, and Scott are hott!!! And are great musicans!!!
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1) Great band.
2) Contrary to popular belief (as helped by Brian from Family Guy), the term "velvet underground" does not necessarily mean "vagina." In fact, it may come to a shock to most people that it is slang for the subculture of sadomasochism. That's right, the whole time you've been listening to the band you've actually been subconsciously supporting an underground S&M club.
Lou: Dude, are you into Velvet Underground?
Reed: Dude, since when have you been a sadomasochist? *Pushes Lou away, not wanting to get involved with whips and chains*
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In the song of same name, "Black Velvet if you please" is a reference to Elvis Presley. No wonder women in Karaoke bars singing the song have seemed so surprised when I've bought them a shot of Black Velvet booze.
"Black velvet with that slow southern style"
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From the Blacked Eyed Peas song Love You Long Time...
Fergie - "Boy I'll let you love me let you love me in the velvet lounge"
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