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A Vietnamese caged cluster is when you have a threesome with your significant other and a Vietnamese midget and at the end of the sexual event, the Vietnamese midget then cums into the mouth of the significant other and forces their mouth shut. The midget then yells out that he has several STD’s and forces the victim to swallow. Resulting in another life ruined by the Vietnamese. 🇨🇳
Dog, Brittany and I had a Vietnamese caged cluster last night!
The expulsion of a solid chunk of human feces in an occupied bath tub. The act is often performed on a close friend or family member, preferably in their bath-time slumber.
"Yo, Tony! I just laid a Vietnamese bath bomb on your fugly girlfriend!"
I was barebacking this tiny Vietnamese whore. Enjoying her pussy. I shot my load I to her nice tight asian pussy making a Vietnamese Cream Pie.
When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night
When you use a mortar and pestle to crush ur nuts into an oblivion for the fish guts stew
You should try some fish guts stew I did a lot of Vietnamese ball buster for this it will be good
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This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.
This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.
Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.
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A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.
"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."
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