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When at an long encampment, normally a CAP one, this sydrome often develops in people. It causes normally average looking girls to become beautiful and very tapable by the end of a week.
I took a look at the girls at the first day of Arlington and they all looked nastey, but after Encampment Vision kicked in, they all looked HOT!!!
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Taking a long-duration hallucinogenic drug and going to a scenic area like a park or somewhere beautiful.
We took ayahuasca and went on a Vision Quest. This entailed wandering aimlessly through the woods. The demons in the trees guided us and we were never heard from again. (until we awoke on a bed of pine needles and wandered home)
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The UCSD equivalent of beer goggles, without the beer. UCSD students find that upon beginning school, there are no attractive people on campus, but by the end of fall quarter, begin to discover that there seems to be an influx of cuter boys!
This "influx of cuter boys" however, is all a mirage. What has happened is that these UCSD students are inflicted with "Triton Vision" - because they have been surrounded by ugly men for so long, their standards have dropped and as a result even mildly decent looking men (aka with regular human features) begin to appear stunningly attractive.
This disease is a serious one and is only cured when one leaves the campus perimeter to go home, where one realizes that there are actual men with musculature and clear skin, have the social IQ higher than an 8-year-old, and like to think about sex more than microbiology or astrophysics in the world.
However, this is a recurring disease - once one returns to campus the cycle repeats itself. Triton Vision will never be completely cured until one graduates from UCSD..... or transfers out.
*Courtesy from a guy named David
"Ewwwww, UCSD people are NOT CUTE!" - Person A
4 years later
"Wowww, what was I thinking? They are so HOT!" - Person A
"Dude, are you blind? I think you got Triton Vision." - Person B
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When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.
Tyler "How the hell did I ever think she was hot?"
Me "Don't blame yourself, blame boner vision."
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being high and drunk at the same time
H-high
D-drunk
me: you shoulda seen it i clapped keon last night in call of duty like i was ray rice on the elevator
keon: nah bro it wasn’t fair i had HD vision.
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A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.
"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."
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1.) What a marine gets after being on the island of Okinawa for to long and lowers their standards substantially and doesn't realize it. Causing them to hook up, date, or even marry a "bottom of the barrel" type of women.
2.) The cause of a life destroying decision made to late.
bottom of the barrel marine Okinawa standards oki-vision
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