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A game played by gimps who don't know how to get on a UO freeshard. Full of unoriginal features and pointless grinding until you reach your level cap, at which point you hit a total plateau and have nothing left to do except; A) gank newbies or B) start another character and grind your way through it yet again.
World of Warcraft was made by sticking chunks of fail together with nails made of shit.
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A girl who has lost the time she spends with her boyfriend because he plays World of Warcraft so unbelievably freaking often. The worst scenario this could present itself in is when both people have jobs and/or school, causing both time with the girl and on Warcraft to be limited to the same hours.
A way to resolve this issue is for the girl to try the following: become interested, cuddle with him while he's playing (best way is to sit behind him, with your arms around his waist, thus not inhibiting his view or typing functions), ask questions about the game, and possibly even (this is a dramatic course of action) join in! Warcraft can be a fun game and from this standpoint you could even suggest grouping together on alternate characters (called alts or toons).
Warcraft doesn't have to be the end of your relationship, fear not.
....If you have any questions you can contact me in-game on Songiss, Sentinels server.
"We never have sex anymore! You're always on that stupid game!"
"Well, just consider the fact that when I finally get my endgame equipment, we'll both be horny as hell. It's for the better. Mind running and getting me an energy drink, hun? I'll be on for a few more hours."
"I heard about this 12 step program for Warcraft Widows. Mind making an alt on Sentinels really quick sweetheart? There's a chick I need to talk to..."
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A computer game that substitutes real life for people who don't have one. Often leads to body odor, weight gain, and loss of social skills. Is often defended by players as a "complicated game that takes intelligence" when in fact any mentally handicapped person could probably figure it out. A virtual land which losers visit to find virtual friends and virtual dates, giving each other virtual kisses and flirting with virtual women, who are, in fact, probably 29-year-old gay mormon men.
"Hey I've become a World of Warcraft level 43 human paladine! Now my girlfriend will think I am cool and won't mind that I have no money, gained 40 pounds, and haven't seen her in 3 weeks!"
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A game played by complete nerds ranging from the age of 9 to 40. It takes up about 12 hours of their day, and if they had spent that time working, they could finance a small house.
Ex: "Hey Johnny, want to come play baseball instead of World of Warcraft?"
"No, I'm in a 40 man raid."
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A game where you run around this imaginary world and you eat roasts
Guy 1: Man, I cannot wait to get home and hop on World of warcraft, these daily roasts are delicious.
Guy 2: Yeah, I hear you.. I think I need to quit WoW, but the roast game is ridiculous.
Guy 1: yee
Guy 2: yeeeeeeeeeeeee
alternative to house wives, guitars, cars, rockstarism, methamphetimine, talk, waffles, cannibalism, rotten.com, reallife crowdcontrol, seritonin, the simpsons, sex, and the sun.
Jossef: Im not sure Johnathan, world of warcraft makes me more horney than my wife and the girls there can resist taking off there cloths for me
Jossef: it was like everything I have done in my life led to this all inspiring hammer of wrath on this lvl 80 rogue that tried me
A game for people who do not have much excitement in their live and for people who struggle to make friends. But people do play this game for fun.
Struggler: Plays because they have a hard to time to meet people and play the game up to 16 hours a day of World of Warcraft
Casual: Plays the game with a friend from real life and enjoys to play for an hour or two a day or a day a week and enjoy to play this game as a solo player game.