weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.
it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.
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Extremely hot and excessively humid weather. Usually necessitates walking around with one's arms held out from the body (in the manner of a cormorant drying itself after diving for fish) to provide some small measure of armpit ventilation. No matter how expensive your underarm deodorant is, expect it to give up the ghost roughly half an hour after application.
"Whew! Forty-two Celsius and ninety-five percent humidity... Yup. that's definitely cormorant weather. Welcome to Darwin!"
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Idaho Weather is weather that changes every 10 fucking minutes in one hour it will possibly go like this rain, snow, hail, sunny, rain, sunny. Unlike most states where the weather stays the same year round Idaho is Cold as fuck in the winter and hot as hell in the summer. Idaho weather has made a popular phrase in Idaho for visitors "hey welcome to idaho enjoy the weather?, just wait 10 minutes."
todays looking like a idaho weather day
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Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.
"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"
{Snow is cocaine btw.}
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Partly cloudy with a slight chance of white girl wasted and early 2000's hip-hop.
"She's already had 3 Schmirnoff and Sprites."
"Ahhh, looks like we're in for Heather Weather tonight."
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Afflicted with bipolar disorder. In a constant struggle for an even level, but just never able to stabilize like a normal region.
I love the Oklahoma landscape and the wonderful people of Oklahoma. But WTF with the Oklahoma Weather. It is 76 degrees today and three days ago it was -7 degrees.
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when ones conversation with another is not specifically about the weather, but only regards dry less meaningful topics sucha as "what are you up to tomorow?" or "how has your day been?", reaching no higher significant peaks
girl:hi
boy:hello
girl:how are you?
boy:fine you?
girl:fine thankyou
boy:hows your day been?
girl:good yours?
boy:same
girl:what you up to tomorow?
boy:nothing much, what about you?
girl:same same
END OF WEATHER CONVO
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