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a accient chinese term used to describe the act of not being able to shit.(constipation)
master wong tried franticly to blow out his massive shit he had worked up but it was pointless, he had hung chow.
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A contestant on American Idol, from Cal-Berkeley. A Civil Engineer major, with a seemingly cult following after his courageous performance of "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin. He has no professional training at all.
"She Bangs! She Bangs!"
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Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!
David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".
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How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.
I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!
Hung Like a:
A prefix which is usually followed by an animal infamous for having an exceptionally large or small penis. The meaning is that the person to whom the statement is directed has a penis of a similar size as that of the animal he is "hung" like.
I.E. He's really huge, or really tiny! Depends on the animal used.
Girl 1: My boyfriend Sampson is sooo fucking amazing in bed! He's hung like a horse!
Girl 2: Lucky bitch... I'm gonna dump Gerald, he's hung like a hamster!
Other examples include the sperm whale, donkey, horse-fly, bull... I could go on!
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The last piece of shit that just won't break off from your ass.
Damn it I got a hung bomb. Now I'm going to have to wipe it off.
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