witness the litness

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

wit the quickness

immediately; before humanly possible

Yo nigga, get the **** over here wit the quickness!

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fuckz wit

(v.)
1. to exhibit an approval or liking

Sometimes pronounced as "fox wit"

"Yo son, u see them new J's? I fuckz wit dem jonts."

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Fuck Wit

Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier

"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"

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wit's end

To be utterly out of patients, and the end of your rope, the final straw, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

His parents were at his wit's end over their sons bad behavior.

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fucks wit

to associate with,to agree with

Yo, I fucks wit that Madden '08!

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Bingering the witness

1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.

2. An ineffective cross examination.

"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"

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