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Fricken awesome song by da foos that got them popular
monkey wrench has a really cool music video
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a sexually move in which a mn sticks one hand all the way up a woman's anus while using his other hand to do the same to the woman's vagina... and then try to mave them both together.
woman: would you alan wrench me
man: sure
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A gut wrench is an exceptionally large penis that when used properly can literally reach all the way into a womans gut and wrench them around.
Looks like molly got a gut wrench last night because she can hardly walk without doubling over with pain and saying "damn james" "I want a divorce.
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Chiefys main weapon he will pull up on you with a crack wrench and a ratchet
Like a plumber got my crack wrench and a ratchet
When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.
Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.
After the sixth kid, my wife was a loose wrench.
a device used to fire wrenchs, hammers, screwdrivers and suchlike at foolish bufoons
i hit three of them bufoons with my new wrench-launcher today. i mostly used hammers and screwdrivers.