Sling some yoghurt on

Originally from Drawn Together, To Ejaculate on something

Sure it goes without saying I wasn't about to sling some yoghurt on an unconscious womans feed

Buno yoghurt male female edition

The person Buno as a yoghurt male but female.

Marcus: WOW is it true that Buno is a Buno Yoghurt male female edition?
Bille: Yes of course what else?

Mancus: A yog

White Yoghurt

Slang term for sperm (rhyming skill you motherfucker).

Awh man she got his white yoghurt all over her skirt.

Yoghurt Overlord

The ruler of all dairy. He’s the guy you go to with any kind of milky queries.

The omnipotent Fifa Pro Clubs CAM, matched only by ‘Keith’ and ‘The Gargoyle’ renown for the 4 bar screamer.

Goes about their daily business under a pseudonym that usually adopts the initials CM, can often be found frequenting the nightclubs of Essex

Liam: “Damn it, I don’t know whether to use Yoghurt or Creme to counter this chilli sauce”.

Danny: “Have you consulted the Yoghurt Overlord?”

Liam: “Nah where can I find them?”

Matt: “It’s past 9pm so Subby-Z is your best bet.”

Yoghurt rag

A way of cleaning up ones bollock yoghurt.

Don’t go in there Mam that’s where I keep my yoghurt rag.

yoghurt licker

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman

You’re such a yoghurt licker

Yoghurt Water Humour

Yoghurt water humour is essentially a more simplistic version of Gen Z humour, consisting of very random actions/wrods (typically in greek for some reason) that tingle the laugh triggers in your brain.

1. ΣΙΕΡΟΚΌΜΟΣ ντορεμιφασολασιντο (example of yoghurt water humour)
2. ΒΑΒΥΛΌΝΙΟΙ ΧΟΥΕΑΥΟΥΓΙΑΓΙΑΤΟΥΠΑΠΜΟΥ. (example of yoghurt water humour)
3. Αγρός. (example of yoghurt water humour)