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Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.
Personality type : Yoghurty.
A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.
Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.
They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.
They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.
Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’
Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’
Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’
Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
The consequence of inadvertently dropping a dairy-based confectionery item onto one’s attire. Also to accidentally spill ones milky man mess down one’s trousers.
Damn did you see state of Leroy’s trousers, bro straight up yoghurt stained himself…
Originally from Drawn Together, To Ejaculate on something
Sure it goes without saying I wasn't about to sling some yoghurt on an unconscious womans feed
The person Buno as a yoghurt male but female.
Marcus: WOW is it true that Buno is a Buno Yoghurt male female edition?
Bille: Yes of course what else?
Mancus: A yog
The ruler of all dairy. He’s the guy you go to with any kind of milky queries.
The omnipotent Fifa Pro Clubs CAM, matched only by ‘Keith’ and ‘The Gargoyle’ renown for the 4 bar screamer.
Goes about their daily business under a pseudonym that usually adopts the initials CM, can often be found frequenting the nightclubs of Essex
Liam: “Damn it, I don’t know whether to use Yoghurt or Creme to counter this chilli sauce”.
Danny: “Have you consulted the Yoghurt Overlord?”
Liam: “Nah where can I find them?”
Matt: “It’s past 9pm so Subby-Z is your best bet.”
Covering an unborn babies head in cum.
Sure i fucked her. I gave her baby a yoghurt hat.