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A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.
Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore
Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S
When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.
“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”
“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas”
When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.
Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”
Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”
look it up on youtube.
Eat asshole! Eat asshole! Eat asshole!
yoshi chant
The type of girl you will rarely walk pass by and even if you do, you simply won't know ya yankee dankee doodle shyte.
this girl would literally cook you rice if you threat her. She is negative by blood and by hope,But man shes a 10/10
Yoshi from mario ain't even that thicc as-
you get my point
yoshi moshi you call your fluffy woffy big baby hunny bunny wonny, so on so
yoshi moshi doshi boshi seshi pushi what ever you name it bruh, love of your life if you say so.
Ayo ma yoshi moshi wasssaaa garll ?
her: i am fine>
aye yo yoshi moshi doshi boshi-
her:blocks.
aye damn.
when someone makes yoshi noises and its pissing you off
stop being a dipshit narnar yoshi
Spending time with someone and building a special relationship as you explore the world together, only for you to lea off them to reach a slightly higher area while they plummet to their undeserved death.
He looked his Yoshi straight in the eye as he executed a Yoshi-Betrayal and leapt off of its back