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Some gay fag, who up until a few weeks ago, I figured was around eight years old. Also known as Justine Beaver, due to his feminine appearance and voice, and Canadian heritage.
Justin Beiber Fangirl ; "HO MAAH GAWDZ! JUSTIN BEIBZ ISH MAH FUTURE HUZBAND!"
Girl ; "No, he isn't. He's way out of your league."
Anti-Beiber ; "Chick, go get a friggen life. Justine Beaver is the gayest little girl of them all. We should drown him. Or feed him to a moose."
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a creature , currently being studied by scientists as to how a male (still not sure,he does have mr.happy but can never make himself happy with it or anyone else )creature can imitate a female so righteously.
hey look ! cristiano ronaldo is justin beiber!!!!!!!!
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a disgrace the following but not limited to:
music
rapping
humanity
7 year olds
many more
i usually dont mind if someone is gay. but justin bieber flaunts it around in everyones face.he also cant write lyrics. Baby (somehow his smash hit) is just him saying baby baby baby ohhhhh like baby baby baby noooo like... and so on. and dont forget one time, the song that somehow made him famous. its just so lemme tell you one time... and so on. not to mention he says shawty like hes some kind of rapper or something.
stupid fangirl: OMG I LOOOOVEEE JUSTIN BEIBER! HE SO CUTE!
sane person: are you kidding? puberty is gonna hit that girl harder than chris brown hit rihanna!
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Justin Beiber: A Canadian kid who sounds like a little africian american girl. He sings about love that he's never been in and girls. Every little girl loves him and every teenage girl loves to mock him.
"OMGGG..IT'S JUSTIN BEIBER!"
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The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.
Another white boy trying to be a gangster.
HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.
When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?
Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!
You may confuse him with the chipmunks:
*THIS REALLY HAPPENED***
Friend: It's Justin Beiber!
Me: That's Alvin.
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15 year old (or something like that who gives a shit) "pop" singer who sounds like an 8 year old girl who just saw her parents brutally murdered in front of her. Has no talent whatsoever and is only popular because he looks like a skater and has met Usher who isn't even all that great. Often called JB but whoever calls him that obviously hasn't heard Jack Black's music. (which is at least 20 times better).
Justin Beiber fan: OMG JUSTIN BEIBER IS SOOOOO HAWT!
Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Justin Beiber is a small girl who thinks she can sing and thinks she is beautiful. The truth sadly couldn't be further.
He has a small squeeky voice and can't sing. He is just a ugly fuck and thats about it. Also, he likes to walk into glass doors
Hi guys!
GET LOST!
Why?
Because you're a gay shit!
Prove it!
You're Justin Beiber for fucks sake!
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