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Home But Hiding

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses conducting door-to-door ministry to jokingly refer to the occurrence when a householder is obviously home but pretending not to be.

This phrase is a play-on-words based on the official phrase “Not at Home.” Jehovah’s Witnesses preach methodically and keep lists of every home they visit where no one answered the door, so that they can go back at another time in the hopes that someone will eventually answer. The list is referred to as “the not at homes” and the house itself is referred to as “a not at home.”

“Home-but-hiding” is not an official category and those houses are recorded as “not-at-homes” so that someone can return at another time.

JW 1: “Was that last house a not at home?”
JW 2: “No, it was a home but hiding.”
JW 1: “Ha! At least it wasn’t a do not call.”

by JW Terms September 27, 2018

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hide the stick

It is a game invented by a couple of kids in Homestead, FL. One person goes and hides a stick (preferably a stick that is flimsy but strong), while everyone else that is playing waits at base with their backs turned to him.

Once the person hides the stick, he tells everyone to "GO!" and they try and find the stick. The person who hid the stick then tells people if they are "hot" or "warm" or "cold" depending on how close they get to the stick. The person who finds the stick and grabs it is allowed to beat the other players on the legs until the other players have made it to base. So, if you see someone grab the stick, RUN AWAY FROM THEM, and try and make it to base without getting hit (unless you like getting beat real hard with a stick).

Once at base, no one can be hit, and the game restarts. The person who found the stick now gets to hide it, also, the person hiding the stick is not allowed to be hit by the stick for that round.

Warning: This game is hella fun, especially if you are bored rednecks needing something to do!

Girl: "Let's play hide the stick!:
Everyone else: "Let's do it!"
stick-hider: "OK I hid the stick, GO!"
stick hider: "WARM... WARMER... HOT!!"
Boy: thinks to himself, "oh shit! there it is! I'm just gonna pretend I don't see the stick, then when people get near me I'll quickly grab it and BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM >.< HELL YEA!!!"
Everyone else: "OW OW OW OW OW, I'M AT BASE ALREADY QUIT HITTING ME!"

by Wild_Card_and_Spiderman January 1, 2012

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Hide the Stick

A reference to sex. Usually used as a homosexual joking reference.

Dave and Dan went into the other room to play hide the stick.

by Weasel 4000 September 16, 2009

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Hide-out

a less harsh way of saying "ho"
used when you do actually want to say ho
because the first letters of hide, and out are H and O

"wow, look at that girl!"
"oh my gosh she such a...," sees parents close by, "...hide-out!"

by cheez&chkn January 20, 2011

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hide the pinkie

finger up the butt.

i went to the doctor's and he played hide the pinkie.

My girl friend played hide the pinkie and i blew my cork.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

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hide the sausie

Playing hide the sausie is hiding your sausage in a chicks wet ham wallet. Otherwise known as rooting or fucking

"hey bitches, who wants to play hide the sausie with the big man?"

by Chayman December 18, 2006

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hiding pedro

Having sex

I’m hiding Pedro tonight

by Thatthickbishhhhhh July 4, 2018