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The act of a male placing a finger in a female's anus during sex. The man does this to read the female's defense of potential anal sex.
"Nick, why didn't you put it in Debbie's ass?"
"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"
Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."
Person 2:"Read the Door."
credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)
How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."
Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.
To watch a subtitled Foriegn film.
"Should we open a bottle of wine and (read a movie)?"
"Gerard Depardieu is my favourite actor, I've read nearly all of his movies"
When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.
Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading
This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.
To read a massage (typically a text or on a messenger app that signals the sender when the message is seen or "read"), knowing the sender is aware that you've seen the message, and to not respond.
While the term was invented in 2016, the action was first perpetrated, pre-Internet, by Shepherd, who in on February 17, 1996, received a written message in person, and still refused to respond. If he ever responded is still unclear.
I texted my father about it last week, but no response. My own father has me left on read.
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