Still Single

Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.

“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”

“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”

“Oh that’s sad.”

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Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

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single rainbow

Just like a double rainbow, only with half the rainbow, half the tears, and half the intense orgasm. Also known as a "rainbow". When people see a single rainbow, they don't start crying or singing, but instead go "hey look a rainbow" and then continue on with their lives.

Person 1: single rainbow all the way, across the sky... YEAAH-
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...

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single malt

A whisky which is distilled at a single distillery, and which is made completely from a single type of malted grain (usually barley).

This is generally considered the best type of whisky. The most popular varieties are from Scotland although there are a few from Japan.

Some are bottled at cask strength, but most of them are watered down before bottling. The age of the whisky is the whole number of years that have passed between distillation and bottling (during which it was kept in the cask).

On Burns night we'll wash down our haggis with a nice drop of single malt.

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Single Whip

A Tai Chi Chuan posture which conveys ultimate meaning to all things.

I neautralized his attack while capturing her in the crook of my arm before finishing him off with a palm strike to the jawline.

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Single Rich

When you reach your 30's unwed and childless and have funds set aside for mortgages and weddings and you tap into those savings for vacation and travel instead.

"How do you get to go on so many vacations?"
"Cuz I'm Single Rich bitch!"

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Single-Handedly

All alone; without any assistance.

Saying that one could beat an opponent single-handedly is not the same thing as saying that he/she could do it 'with one hand tied behind his/her back'. That saying means that the upcoming fight or task will be very easy.

Sal (a guy) carried everyone's bags up the hill single-handedly.

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