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(Slang): A censored, rhyming way of essentially asking "who the fuck", also can be done as "what the screw", "Where the screw, ect, but doesn't sound nearly as good.
Child 1: *Throws pencil at Child 2*
Child 2: Who the f-....
Teacher: *ahem*
Child 2: Sorry. Who the screw thew that?!
Child 3: *points at Child 1* it was him!
Child 1: Snitch!
A question asked to determine which in a group is the true lesbian.
We were all drinking hot cocoa outside. It kind of felt like a date except there were more girls than guys...who's the lesbian?
Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?
A traveller who's the last of a noble race known as Time Lords. Sometimes he has companions, but they never stay along forever. They age and eventually die, and he has to move on.
He's the most fantastically good man throughout all of time and space, and yet he gets so little.
At the end of the day, he's just an oft lonely man who travels around the universe in a little blue box. And that's what makes him so brilliant.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the Doctor."
"The Doctor? Doctor who?"
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Basically only the most amazing TV show in all of existence. Stars brilliant people such as Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Billie Piper, Catherine Tate, Freema Agyeman, Karen Gillan, Arthur Darvill, Alex Kingston, etc.
So what the heck even is this show about?
You've probably heard that it's a show for nerds. THIS IS A LIE. Mostly. BUT WHO CARES? Nerdiness is great. Own those duct taped glasses! Rock those Lord of the Ring posters! Flash those Harry Potter books for the world to see!
Ahem. Anyways.
This show follows the adventures of the marvelous Doctor as he traverses all of time and space defending the Earth from aliens - although he himself is one - and other disasters - a surprising number of which occur in Cardiff.
People may tell you to skip nine. DO NOT LISTEN. SKIPPING NINE IS A LARGE MISTAKE, ONE THAT WILL RESULT IN TEARS, BLOOD, PAIN, AND PROBABLE DEATH.
All in all, watch this show. If you don't, you'll be the one missing out!
1: hey man, did you catch the doctor who episode last night?
2: no way bro, doctor who is for losers
1: *smashes 2 over the head with a large rusty frying pan while screaming DIE repeatedly*
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Normaly asked when questioning some one at the front door or on the phone.
George: Did you hear the door bell ring?
Adam: Ya, who be dat?
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May just be one of the greatest youtubers of all time!
Whos Chaos always gives me an erection.
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