May 1

is the best day of the year. this is when the most special people were born. if you are born in the 1st day of may, you have great hair, you are friendly, sweet, cute, loyal, and just- so amazing. you may 1st people honestly deserve the whole world. have a nice day <3

if you meet someone born in may 1st, give them food

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May 16

National give anyone who’s birthday is today your hoodie and ask them out

It’s may 16, time to go ask a birthday girl out and give her my hoodie

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May 26

The day an absolute unit and legend was born

person 1: Did you remember that today is May 26?
person 2: Oh shit its the legend’s day!

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May Disease

"A feelling that students and workers get around the time of May. Freed from entrance exams or the burden of finding a job, they start to express a feelling of let down or loss of purpose. They become disillusioned and begin seeing the gap between reality and what they were hoping for. all these things cause them to fall into a mild state of depression."(taken from Sgt. Frog volume 7) can be cured by showing them to apreciate what is in front of them.

1st guy: man i feel depressed.. i think i have the may disease.
2nd guy: Dude... it's october. you need a therapist.

May 13

May 13, the day the most sweetest and warm hearted humans were born. They are kind and very emotional. They always feel bad for the smallest things they do. They always try to make you happy. They are a keeper! So don’t throw them away for someone else:)

May 13, wow. Such a beautiful date to have your birthday on.

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May 30

May 30th is said to be the best day in human history, those born on may 30th are known to be very beautiful & wealthy and have unforgettable sex.

He/she was born on may 30??Damn they must be sexy

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May 24

The day where a straight up god is born. You’re attractive and funny and everyone loves being around you, many people have a crush on you so go get them!

Hey look at that guy
Him?
Yeah he was born on May 24
Damn he’s hot

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