Aiman ATM

Aiman ATM: Verb. To Aiman ATM: To put large, multiple person restaurant bill on one's corporate credit in order to obtain cash, a la ATM style. To complete, do not pay credit card bill.

When at Hooters, there were 10 of us present when he Aiman used the Aiman ATM to keep $200 in cash and put the bill onhis corporate card.

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ATM machine

Abbreviation Ass To Mouth Machine. Not to be confused with an Automated Teller Machine, which would be redundant. An Ass To Mouth Machine will, for a fee deducted from your card, perform the obvious sexual service.

No man, look for the sign that says ATM, not ATM Machine. The ATM Machine will just sodomize you and take your money.

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Atm machine

A machine that makes Automated Teller Machines.

That ATM machine was made by an expensive machine.

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Bloody ATM

The act of fucking a womans bloody vagina while she's on the rag, then plowing her ass, and last but not least, jamming your cock in her mouth.

Bro, I gave that dirty whore a bloody ATM last night, she really enjoyed sucking her vag blood and shit off my dick.

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ATM Macarena

Strange action of patting all of your pockets trying to find your bank card/wallet, whilst walking towards an ATM. Looks like a bad version of the Macarena.

I'd done two verses of the ATM Macarena before i realised my wallet was at home

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ATM fee

Greedy banks often charge their customers a fee for anything and everything, however the ATM fee takes it one step further. With the ATM fee, banks can even rob, I mean charge fees, to people who don't even have accounts with them.

It is really fucked up that a bank can charge someone $2 to get access to their own money!

I refuse to pay an ATM fee to get my own money! If an ATM asks me if it's okay to charge me $2 to get my money, I say FUCK NO! and go to a free ATM.

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ATM confessional

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.

" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....

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