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some one who believes their away message can change the world (or the outcome of an election)
Tom: Did you see his away message? "If you vote for Obama, you'll go to hell."
Dick: What an away message activist.
A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
An “activist” who’s only form of activism and gathering of information are through infographics that just often pop up in their feed or are shared by their friends. A performative activist, if you will.
A lot of infographic activists were sharing infographics of the “#letearthbreath” movement but stopped after only a week and never spoke of it again.
Someone who is active in sitting around, arguing about something they hate, and rise up in groups to complain and due nothing about something they have an opinion about. An opinion nobody cares about except them.
I am an “activist”, here’s my complaint(yells violently, throwing a temper tantrum) “Then sits around and does nothing about it”
Someone who makes a fool of themselves publicly protesting stupid opinions about dumb ideas.
On live tv “I’m an activist”(not knowing they basically just told the world they’re an idiot).
Decedent by manner of homicide who crawls out of their own grave.
That activist is wearing the clothes I buried her in; they look bad.
You just had an activist on your show and lauded her for sponging up her easy moral virtue you idiot. It was even in the title! From woke marxists to conservative activist. And then you spit on her cock and rode that dick until the cows came home. Just... Just dick riding. Big time.
Hym "But Jordan, you love activists when they're on your side and you had one on your show... Just like 3 shows ago... You didn't have anything to say about how easy it was for her to claim that moral virtue and get on your podcast, Jordan.... Where... Why... What happened? What... What could that be? What could that mean? 'Um... Well... SHE is one of the good ones... Um... She... Uhh... Her activism furthers my ends and promotes my brand! Er... Wait... Oh, right. I don't have beliefs...' It just wild how quickly you forget. You LOVE activists."