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If someone says something rude or strange in a conversation creating a long awkward pause say speaking of airplanes and continue with a new subject to distract from that morons opinion. It should be said with emphasis on the beginning of the word
Man 1:The reason for our government's lack of control is because of George Bush's lack of knowledge.
Man 2:Well I think President Bush is an outstanding man and has done great things for the country.
**Pause***
Man 1: Speaking of airplanes the season finale of Lost totally answered a lot of my questions... but it did bring up more.
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Noun: Another term for a maxi-pad. Due to the wing shaped fabric and adhesive material they are made out of.
Manager: "Hey Rick can you go clean the women's bathroom?"
Rick: "Seriously? Last time some nasty whore left a bloody airplane sticker stuck to the wall."
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When you get on an airplane and you think that anyone wearing a turban or a veil over their face is a terrorist. Which results in you being scared the entire flight and trying to avoid going near them. The effect usually wears off once you exit the plan.
Paul: When I was going to Florida I went through airplane paranoia when I saw this dude in a turban!
His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.
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The shittiest of all the shitty movies ever made, which stars Logan Paul. It will make you want to die after attempting to watch it on YouTube for free.
Person 1: Airplane Mode makes Emoji Movie and Cats (2019) look like a masterpiece.
Person 2: I agree.
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The occurrence or event of a lengthy Air Travel which causes the vagina to stagnate, stank, or ferment due to the vile combination of cabin pressure, booty sweat, recycled air, and bullshit plane entertaintment.
Just got off a 9 hour flight to Ireland and I have MAJOR Airplane Pussy.
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When a woman has been stuck on an airplane for an extended amount of time without getting up, and the heat and sweat from her vagina are overwhelming.
After Linda's flight home from Denver, she has destroyed her underwear with the worst case of Airplane Pussy, ever.
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Those little tiny bottles you get in airplanes or out of the minibars in hotel rooms that make you feel like your a little bitch.
excuse, stewardess, can i have some "airplane alcohol" please?
are you a pussy, sir?
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