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When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.
While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.
Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.
Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".
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those light skinned black girls that have the desired traits of a white girl.. its chocolate on the outside and white coconut on the inside
yo robert, Nicki Minaj is a def almond joy shawty!!!
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When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.
I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.
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The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.
In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.
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What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.
Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."
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a derogatory statement towards homosexuals. Technically, it's when a guy cums in the ass of another guy when there is fecal matter within the rectum. The outcome resembles an Almond Joy candy bar.
With the way that Jeff was bent over you would know for sure he was an Almond Joy Boy.
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Jeff always makes sure to bring extra toilet paper because of his tendency to be an Almond Joy Boy.
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