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Where they claim that you are free and have freedom but it's a big load of bullshit.You have to do everything liberals tell you to do and think everything liberals tell you to think.
america is the biggest load of shit ever created by the biggest lying liberal whacko assholes and biggest gayest faggots ever who were a bunch of filthy european liberal elites who owned slaves and beat them and whipped them and raped their women
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The FUCK YOU country, The United States. The Greatest country on Earth, despite what Newsweek will lead you to believe, FUCK YOU Finland! I believe that we should move our decrepit parent Great Britain in our house and take care of it. So England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, will be the newest four states. Then we should go around the world annexing any country that speaks English and make them territories. Then blow up every country that doesn't speak English as a primary Language. That's how it already works, all the countries that speak English are riding our coattails. That would leave the United States not only as the greatest country on Earth but the only country on Earth.
"Hey Will."
"Yeah Chris."
"We live in the greatest country on Earth, America."
"Why is that."
"For starters, two words: nuclear-fucking-weapons."
"Good point, now lets go shooting then make fun of the government."
"Yep we can do that because we are White Christian Men who only have sex with women."
(Both Together) "YEAH!!!"
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A nation that has undeniably contributed more to world economicaly, militarily, and technologicaly in its relatively short exsistence than most other nations on earth.
America was founded to be a haven for freedom, and though ignorance and prejudice have always tarnished that original dream , many of the world's poor and downtrodden look to America as "the land of opporitunity. This is why countless immigrants have risked everything to travel to America. The majority of the immigrants founs freedom and wealth that would be impossible to attain in their countries of origin"
Many people, unfortunatly some of whom are American, despise America because of its many shortcomings. Sadly, America-bashing has become fashonable to the point that you are considered ignorant and brainwashed if you dare to love America.
America isnt perfect but then again no country is. If you love America in every way, open your eyes and notice it's problems so they can be resolved. If you hate America, open your eyes and acknowledge it's countless strengths and admirable qualities.
"America-bashers need to quit burning flags and find a better hobby...wait, I forgot, not hating America makes you a fat brainwashed moron. Nevermind, be a 'freethinker' and follow the anti-American crowd cuz that means youre a genious rebel."
"If America is so horrible and evil, then why does it recieve more immigrants than any other country in the world?"
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A country that everybody bashes because they hate to admit that it's better than their country. America is and for a long time will be the greatest nation the Earth has ever seen. With the most prestigious universities, hottest women (only exception: Brazil), richest people, and stunning cities (New York City is undeniably the best city in the world); America rules the planet. Don't hate the nation, hate the truth. ;)
American: and you hate me why?
European: because you're American.
American: what's wrong with that?
European: ........ugh....because you're better than me.
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America's are loving, sweet, kind, pretty, nice, and just everything in general. there super nice always there for you and will never leave your side. even if people are mean she's always there;)
"I love you America"
" I love you too, Jake" <3
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A short and fast friend. She is funny in many ways, she is often always committed and will never give up without a fight. Thats America for you!
America was making me laugh so hard!
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The most kick-ass country on Earth. Despite what the UN liberals have you think, most people here are patriots who are proud to fight for their country, which is why all the draft-dodging pussies went running off to Canada. We are the most hated country only because we actually have the balls to protect what we care about. And not only do we protect our country, we send aid to other places in need. So all of you who hate America SHUT THE FUCK UP.
America is the land of the free and the home of the brave. God bless America.
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