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The sworn enemy of Apple.
Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!
the defnition of shit
look at this shitbox!
what is it?
an android
oh
An operating sistem for too fuckin expensive devices
Look,i got an android device,its very cool!
It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid”
Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh
Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids
A piece of garbage koreans call a phone
Why you got an android, you gay or something?
a phone for broke asses and fucking losers
Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”
Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “Broke ass.”
A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.
These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.
Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.