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rest area vs. arrest area

Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.

One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019


cafeteria arrest

When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.

Dude come with me to the bathroom
I cant I have cafeteria arrest
Damn sucks to be you

by King Chief February 16, 2023


Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

by Wafflebender May 18, 2015


Cardiac arrest

Another word for blow or cocaine.

Gimme some cardiac arrest

Gimme some cardiac arrest i been fiendish of late.

by Bigbakckguysmen August 18, 2023


Partiac Arrest

Adj- Hard night of partying, where one wakes up feeling oh so beaten up.

Noun- Best local band Lafayette has to offer. Full of bodacious doods, and rockin' music

I woke up this morning with an extreme case of partiac arrest.

Man, last night I went to a Partiac Arrest show, it was most certainly the greatest.

by 8o$$ December 12, 2010


Ballsiac Arrest

When you get hit in the balls

Yo, did Jarod hit Ammon in the balls?

Yeah dude he's in Ballsiac arrest.

by Jarod T September 25, 2015


Resist Arrest

Oh shit! George Floyd 2.0. Right there! Damn! No, THAT ONE they killed. They killed the shit out of his ass! Damn! Yeah, now that is an instance of cops killing a guy.

Hym "Yeah, see that guy who tried to resist arrest and got knelt on? Emma's gonna have a shit-fit over that one. She probably found out about it THROUGH MY PHONE. But, yeah, they killed the shit out of that guy. Get ready for the protests."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024