Ask Jeeves

To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Ask.com. Jeeves is the mascot for the site.

"What does Julie Andrews look like?"
"Why don't you Ask Jeeves?"

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Who asked?

It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.

A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-

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Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

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Didn’t Ask

People Say when they have nothing else to say when they think their funny but their not

Guy 1- my grandpa died today😭
Guy 2 - Didn’t ask

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can't be asked

The assumed origin of 'can't be arsed'. 'Can't be asked' does make some more sense, and the americans can even say it without it sounding too bad.

Teacher: I'm giving you another assignment that's due next lesson

American exchange student: I can't be asked to do that bro

Student: Man said asked

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ask for Lloyd

Someone who "asks for Lloyd" is a male homosexual, whereas "asking for Lloyd" is an inquiry about sex with another man, whether or not the curious party is gay or not.

1.
Mike...you dont "ask for Lloyd"...do you?

2.
Guy 1: Umm...is Lloyd here?
Guy 2: He sure is silly buns!

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who asked

The greatest insult to ever exist. Nothing but brute force can combat it
If you are really proud of something you did, or want to share a fact and someone says "Who asked?" You can't say anything back to that. It puts you in this weird spot where you can't say anything else. Next time someone says "who asked" to you, kick their ass. If someone insults you, say "who asked" and prepare yourself.

Tim: "ur shoes look like shit"
Mark: "Who asked"
Tim: *pulls out gun"

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