Cock au Van

A sexual encounter that has occurred in the rear (or the front, if the participants are especially limber) of some motorised vehicle, for example a van, truck, estate car or station wagon.

Can also relate to sexual favours offered by a hitch hiker to one who offers a lengthy ride with minimal questions asked.

Can also relate to sexual favours delivered by a prostitute to a John.

Hey Darlin. Do you like cock au van? I'll bring the cock if you'll bring the fucking van. Ho Ho Ho.

Oi Gary, get the car keys, I'm gagging for a spot of the old Cock au Van.

Listen lads, I need to use the company vehicle this weekend. Ive promised Rita from the the sweet shop a bit of Cock au Van.

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Douche Au Chocolat

A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!

1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?

2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!

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cafe au lay

Interracial hardcore porn. Cafe = Black; au lay = white. "au lay" is a play on words with au lait which means "with milk" in French.

Jackson Brown and Cheryl White made a "Cafe au Lay" in a Detroit motel room.

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Sky News Aus

Sky 'News' Australia is full of far-right BS just like Fauxxx 'News' and the far-left CNN. Rupert MurdCOCK must be jail for promoting these propaganda scum outlets and misleading people in the west.

Person 1: Hey yo, do you watch Sky News Aus?
Person 2: Nah bruh, Sky News Aus is just another far-right propaganda news outlet owned by Murdcock. Don't watch it if you don't want to get mindfucked...

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chocolat au lait

Modern and bougie way of calling your sweet boyfriend/girlfriend. (I.E. Milk chocolate in French).

Girlfriend: You're so sweet
Boyfriend: Not as much as you, my chocolat au lait~

au gratin potatoes

everyone loves them

everyone loves au gratin potatoes

Claqué au sol

"Claqué au sol" is basically the french expression for "really bad", "nasty" or anything else -- or even someone for those who like to make fun of people -- that really sucks.

Example 1 : Ton portable est claqué au sol, il bug tout le temps ! = Your phone sucks, it always bugs !

Example 2 : Ta danse était claquée au sol ! = Your dance was really bad !