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A fictional character created by australians to disguise the reality that they are backward hicks and England's rejects
Fact: there is no such thing as an aussie gentleman
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An Aussie Kiss is a way to describe a kiss that takes place "down under."
guy one: "So Emily came over last night and she totally gave me an aussie kiss!"
guy two: "No way man, how was it??"
guy one: "So crazy I thought I heard kangaroos singing!"
guy two:"Right on dude!"
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A Person or group of persons that work from 9 till 5,with five or more kids,one wife and one or more ex wifes,living off centrelink payments and driving to the bottle shop every half hour,live in narrewarren or anywhere close to a delfin estate,drives a kingswood or vb commodore/vk commodore,wears moccisons,has a mullet,cant afford the home loan and bought all the furniture from harvey norman when the 24 months interest free was on.now they owe more on that out dated couch then its actually worth..
"Mate,im just an aussie battler tryin to feed my wife and kids and a bit on the side for a slab of vb"
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Could be defined as an unsophisticated Australian man or woman to be fair, who talks with a strong Aussie accent. It’s generally of a low tone with a lot of words shorted. Typical greeting for a Bogan Aussie would be “how ya garn?” And a typical response for a question would be along the lines as “Yeh nah”
Unfortunately it’s possible the bogan Aussie is begging to become rare and the hipster and newer generation of children are learning the correct way of speaking.
Steve Irwin and russel coight could possibly be regarded as Aussie Bogan depending on who you talk to!
A few bogan aussie terms are:
“What’s garn on round here mate”
“Yeah nah, she’ll be right just give her a burl”
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Are homemade bongs that originated in Australia in the 1990's they are usually made out of sports drink bottles and garden hoses and metal cone's as bowls. This technique is very popular amongst teenagers or young people with not enough money to just buy a bong from a headshop or are under the age of 18 and can't yet buy one. This technique is also very popular in the U.S. (also with teenagers) but instead of a garden hose and metal cone it is usually a hollowed out pen and a metal socket.
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Doggie style with a twist
The aussie crawl is when your doing a women doggie style and just before she comes, you pull out and stick it in her arse while leaning on her back . Watch as she trys to crawl away, carpet burn to knees my occur.
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A very confusing game. Ironically, seeming to be devoid of any clear rules. Playes run around an oval field in any possible direction, kicking and passing the ball where-ever they feel the need. On the plus side, the players seem to have a good time as they are often laughing during play.
pub guy#1-"Have you ever watched Aussie Rules football?"
pub guy#2-"Haha ha ha haha ha ha....yeah good one mate!"
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