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A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.
Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
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The sexyest guy you will ever meet. He is soo funny but can be a complete asshole sometimes. But no matter what you will always love him. Austin is an amazing kisser although he says hes not. I love him so much and it is impossible to hate him.
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My sexy booboo, who is extremely muscly, and has perfect abs. His bff is super cute too. He has long curly hair and is to fab for everyone around town. He shakes his booty when he walks. He is the center of many girls world. INCLUDING MINE. ehe.
Austin and Alexa are the bestest friends ever. Erin is the third wheel.
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an amazing guy who can cheer anybody up. even if there angry. who can help you with your problems no matter what they are. a ladies man but always has his eye out on one certian girl.
"did you see austin today? hes so hot!"
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He’s a wonderful guy that will let you rant to him. He’s the most caring guy you will ever meet. If you’re lucky to have an Austin in your life whether he’s your friend/best friend/ boyfriend keep him!! He always cares for his friends especially his girlfriend. He’s the most funniest guy you’ll meet. He loves making jokes and making his friends laugh.
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austin is a real douche bag and he always thinks about himself. you may be confused because austin is so hot with his huge muscles and adorable smile but NO he will end up breaking your heart. austin is too immature for relationships and he’s the type of white boy to memorize all the lyrics to rap songs to have a sense of feeling “cool.” austin’s usually break their girlfriends hearts by lying and hiding things from them. they also tend to miss their ex extremely bad and regret breaking up with them months and months after. austin’s are usually just a girls “best friend” but the girls obviously want more but an austin is a major hoe so he turns them down and most likely calls says he thinks of them as his “little sister.” in conclusion an austin is one to be friends with but NOT date and not catch feelings for.
that boy a real austin
he pretty dumb so he must be austin
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A handsome human being.A man of many talents.Funnsy as hell but can be corny at times.Jokes around about but when it comes to it he is serious as fuck about stuff.Dick game bombass fuck.Loyal as hell but you just have to get to know him and he'll love you forever but don't hurt him because he'll become your worst enemy.you don't want to fuck with his DARKSIDE.Can be boujee at times but it's just his personality.Hates bring called normal.Loves to stand out.If you have a Austin in your life you'll never forget abou him
Girl I heard Austin is a man of many talents if you know what I mean
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