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What a moron may call a Bain Marie.
Me: “Those hot dogs gave me diarrhoea.”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”
Using words or actions in public that make one appear to be a character in a Michael Bay film.
The term combines the words "Visual Kei" (A Japanese fashion movement) and the name Michael Bay (film director/producer).
Examples:
1. A person who suddenly jumps out of a car window (in rush hour traffic), and proceeds to yell out a catch phrase to the sky, such as "Shit just got real!"
2. Repeating phrases twice and with a dramatic voice, for no apparent reason.
3. Pretending to dodge bullets in slow motion.
In a sentence: "Damn did you see that guy jump? That was totally visual bay."
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Anchor Bay is a large high school in New Baltimore Michigan home of the thots and also referred to as Skanker Bay
Anchor Bay is full of wanna-be thugs and stoners and furries.
Male: "What school do you go to?"
Female: "Anchor Bay."
Male: "Get the fuck out of here skank!"
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1. The open water that California will become when it falls into the ocean.
2. Los Angeles, the great big festering neon distraction, after a comet falls from the sky, followed by meteor showers and tidal waves, followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
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Most commonly refers to the area around the bay located in the northern region of California. The peninsula part is based around San Francisco. The other major areas include Oakland in the east bay, and San Jose in the south bay. The Bay Area constitutes of all those regions and suburbs of those cities near the bay. There are, however, common misconceptions of the bay area, such as the Bay Area of Memphis, Tennessee, as well as a few others. THE BAY AREA MOST COMMONLY REFERS TO THE REGION IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, YOU CAN NOT DENY THAT.
The rapper Lil' Wyte states that he is from the Bay Area. He is not from the Bay Area in Northern California, so he is in fact a pussy bitch. E-40 and Too Short are from the Bay Area; Vallejo and Oakland, respectively. Dont hate on the Cali Bay Area just cause your state's Bay Area isnt as well known.
Here's an analogy...When people say Portland (there are 14 Portlands in the U.S.), they're most likely talkin about the one in Oregon.
(my bad if i didnt name your city in the definition of the bay area...i got love for the whole bay...vallejo, concord, richmond, pittsburg, sunnyvale, palo alto (EPA), fremont, mateo, marin, berkeley, and every lil town i forgot from gilroy to sactown to santa rosa and back down)
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Old Bay is the greatest spice on the face of this Earth (beating out salt, pepper, and Cavenders All-Purpose Greek Seasoning). Legend has it that it was developed by the gods as a seasoning for their seafood, but one of them accidentally dropped the can and it landed in Maryland. The Marylanders didn't know what to use it for, and so they tried it on everything and realized that it made the food better by an order of approximately 7.9331 magnitude.
In all seriousness though, Old Bay is Jesus to Marylanders. It tastes amazing on everything from crabs to fries. If you haven't tried it and find a can of it in your local grocery store (unlikely if you live anywhere more than 200 miles from the Chesapeake) and get it. You will not regret it.
Marylander at grocery store in Texas: "Do you have any Old Bay at this fine establishment?"
Texan grocery store worker: "The fuck is that?"
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Made in the year of 2003, The Pirate Bay is the Salvation Army of the internet, as they are a website that allows you to download just about anything, for free.
In April of 2009, the owners of the website were sent to jail for one year, and made pay 3.6 million USD for fines & "damages."
Damages to whom? Well the so-called artists of course! How else would they be able to pay for their private jets?
Guy One: The Pirate Bay is awesome!
Dumbass McAsshole: PIRACY IS BAD! REMEMBER WHAT OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS TOLD US?
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