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Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

by Elvis wearing a bra July 7, 2005

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Westboro Baptist Church

professional trolls that don't actually believe anything they say.

westboro baptist church: god hates faggots *gets punched, lawsuit follows, free moneys*

problem america?

by Jonermcjonsephjonesjonemcmcjon July 18, 2011

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Westboro baptist church

A significant proportion of the population (not many, but enough people) spend their school days whipping other kids, sneering in their faces, tearing up their copybooks, beating up anyone they can while still looking righteous and popular and generally doing everything they can to crush the spirit out of anyone they can get away with so treating. Fortunately, most of them have the grace to leave this childhood unpleasantness behind in due course, and become people of fairness, maturity and integrity who are man or woman enough to, at the very least, apologise to their former victims. And mean it.

And then, alas, there are a pathetic few like the Phelps clan.

Various forms of behaviour unworthy of the most intelligent species on the planet are exemplified, to take two examples, by schoolyard bullies, and by the Westboro Baptist Church.

by Fearman August 5, 2007

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Westboro Baptist Church

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.

Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.

by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016

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Westboro Baptist Church

A joke of a church that believes that America is gonna suffer in the eternal flames of hell for accepting homosexuality. Originating from Topeka,Kansas, they are usually found at funerals of fallen soldiers desecrating the flag and protesting how their death was punishment us not being Intolerant homophobic rednecks.

jim: did you see those nutjobs from the Westboro Baptist Church on the news today?
billy: nah i dont got time for stupid jackasses like them

by Mr.Remoter June 2, 2011

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Westboro Baptist Church

A Christian extremist and terrorist organization rooted in Topeka, Kansas whose activities have included protesting at stores, schools, churches, and funerals for ridiculous reasons. Other Christians do not even support these wackjobs. Even God would be facepalming at their failure. Their activities sometimes makes them look like an ironic satire of extremist beliefs.

The Westboro Baptist Church protested at the school because a student committed suicide. Their rationale for all tragedies such as this is that God wants to punish America for it's tolerance towards homosexuality and other "non-Christian" values.

by HermitageAgainstWBC March 2, 2010

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Westboro Baptist Church

A church located in Topeka, Kansas headed by pastor Fred Phelps. It's made up of about 100 members (most of whom are members of Phelps' family) who take the bible as the EXACT word of God. They believe that society in general is doomed because of our openness and tolerance of homosexuality which makes God hate us. They've become infamous for picketing the funerals of US soliders who died in Iraq and Afghanistan because they fight for a country that tolerates homosexuals. They praise their deaths as God's infallable judgement and God's wrath for a society of, as they put it, fags and fag enablers (people who tolerate gays). Surprisingly, most of the church members are very educated, Fred Phelps even was a civil rights lawyer. They've also targeted groups of people besides gays such as the Swedish, the Irish, Jews, Catholics, Muslims, and countless others. Pastor Phelps has also been involved in many political activities, running for several political positions in the state of Kansas as a Democrat.

The members of the Westboro Baptist Church aren't stupid, they're just plain insane.

by Koko Costanza August 5, 2008

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