Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

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ass bass

A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.

The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.

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dirty bass

Dirty Bass is a distorted Bass sound, not that the Bass itself is dirty but you get a feeling of uncleansliness listening to it. Also referred to as Filthy Bass, it's a feeling you also perceive and no doubt asscociate with euphoria. That shit drops and it blast you backwards over your damn chair into the corner covered in audio filth like 'AWWW YEAH!". It's the reverb that makes audio virgins bite the pillow. You know what I'm saying? After listening to enough of it you realize what is a filthy drop just by recognition, at first your all like "I dunno, I guess this is dirty?" but give it a while and your all like "OH SHIT! Thats filthier than a resteraunt toilet seat! PUMP THAT SHIT UPPP!"

Bassnectar - Boombox (And the Datsik Remix)
Woo Boost - Rusko
Chains Hang Low - Jibbs (AFK and Crizzly remix)
Firepower, Too Late, Cold Blooded - Datsik
Theres lots of other ones these are just examples that come to mind. Theres lots of Dirty Bass out there.

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bass drum

1. Some of the sweetest instruments in marching band. Starts at #1 (usually carried by the smallest member) and increases in size. High schools normally have around four or five. Colleges/universities usually have many more.
2. That really big drum in concert band/pit.

1. Person 1- So you play bass drum?
Person 2- Yeah.
Person 1- Sweet.

2. Person 1- Oooh! BIIIIG drum! How purdy!
Person 2- That's the Bass Drum.

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Turbo Bass

The MAXIMUM setting on a boombox. WARNING: May result in large amouts of sex if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk's home).

Transport now to an old folks home

Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones

The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse

Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass

And what happened next was a total disgrace

Everybody started having sex

The music was way too powerful

A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits

It was disgusting to say the least

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Tasty Bass

Bass that sounds so good that you can just almost taste it on your tongue and even make you lick your lips.

Also can called Delicious Bass.

Its just like coffee: if its weak, its not tasty. If its strong or holds a little dominance, its tasty. You gotta feel the robustness.

I.e.

"Blue Blood Blues" by Dead Weather
"The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy
"YYZ" by Rush
are JUST a few songs with tasty bass.

bass ackwards

Ass backwards. The state doing (or having done) something the wrong way.

No no dude, you've got the cables plugged in all bass ackwards.

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