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During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.
Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?
Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.
When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.
I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
A man who regularly leaves the work area "to use the bathroom" accompanied by his mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence.
Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".
"Hey Johnny, it's really busy today, I'm having a hard time keeping up with all these walk in repairs, have you seen dippy or sippy?"
"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"
The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.
"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"
"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."
A contest in which roommates do not flush the toilet after defecating such that the feces piles up in a manner similar to the building of the tower in the game of jenga. The loser is the one who either gives in first and flushes the toilet or resorts to doing his or her business outside.
Bill and Tommy played a game of bathroom jenga that lasted for three weeks. It ended in a draw when DHS was called and the house was condemned.
eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time
"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."