Beam Struggle

When two people press their sphincters against one another and shit simultaneously, forcing ones faeces against the others, in a contest of gastral force and supremacy. The main goal is to shit into the other person's ass.

Goku: HNG, THIS GUYS GOOD, I WILL HAVE TO GIVE IT MY ALL
Vegeta: JOKES ON YOU KAKAROT IVE EATEN CABBAGE ALL DAY, YOU CANT HOPE TO OVER POWER ME
Krillin: Holy shit they're locked in a Beam Struggle

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Bro Beam

The Act of One male character using the paladin ability Cover on another male character in final fantasy XIV.

R: Bro i'm dying!
A: Don't worry i got you
Bro beam activate

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Beam Mickelson

A ridiculously stout alcoholic mixed drink made with 10 oz. of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 2 oz. of Coca-Cola® Classic, and lots of ice. Most commonly consumed by alcoholics while watching Phil Mickelson win the Masters.

- Dude, did you see the Masters?
- Sort of. I drank four Beam Mickelsons and passed out after Tiger double-bogied 13. What happened?
- Dude...

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Beam affect

A replacement of the phrase on God, it is only for real ass niggas who thug in Brentwood.

That nigga talk so much trash, he about to catch these hands, on beam affect.

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Steam and Beam

When an automobile is being driven by one homosapien licensed driver, and two heterosexual homosapiens have sexual intercourse in the insured automobile's backseat.

Driver: Yo, how's everything back there Chris?"

Chris: "Keep driving bro, I'm steaming and beaming!"

Driver: "Oh shit, you for real?! I call next! I've been dying to steam and beam with that bitch!"

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O-BEAM

The drink created by two laxers who were bored in spanish class, the drink contains Orange Cream Soda & Vodka mixed. You can also freeze the cream soda and ask for O-BEAM ON THE ROCKS. The word o-beam comes from o in orange and BEAM which is the combination of the creators two names, Brian aka BJ and Tim aka Timmay

" dude its hot as balls out, what do you want to drink?"
"Hook me up with some O-Beam on the rocks baby"
"oooo yeaaa"

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High Beams

When one hotboxes their room to such a degree that rays of light are visible from the window.

Me and Ryan smoked so much yesterday that we saw high beams.

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