Justin beaver

Is the murderer of Justin beber

Hey it's a beaver named Justin beaver

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Beaver boyfriend

A man who tends to your beaver. He is only a boyfriend to your vagina, and never you. He’s interested in causal sex only

“I see Trevor once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider him a beaver boyfriend.”

Beaver Stamp

To press one's womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag)

I'm so embarassed. I passed out last night, then Molly beaver stamped me. Now I smell like sturgeon.

stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.

Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.

chunky beaver

When you vomit inside a girls vagina and then the girl shoots the vomit on the guys face.

Troy chunky beavered on violets vagina and she shot the puke on his face

Throwback Beaver

The unshaved genital regions of a female, usually associcated with pornography from the classic era since the dawn of time till the 2000's. Vagina pubes have not been touched/shaven/plucked/waxed since the ability to grow around the age of 12.

Yo, your girl has said she ain't shaven till the Pittsburgh Pirates have a winning season...She's going to have crazy "Throwback Beaver".
Unreasonablely large bush,
Hairy As HELL down there,
Tastes like MT. Dew cans,
Found later in teeth.

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stink beaver

a musky smelling female snatch that smells so bad it results in a derection and not even the stench of the poma sharts can outweigh its numbing effect to the nostrils

Zorro: holy shiza that lil whoRa had the worst stink beaver I ever smelt.
Labes: Sounds like you got cleef'd mayough!!!
Jonk: Tremendous Bro!!
Gnaw: Thank God that chica aint doin the ol bicycle smile
Stalz: Thanks!!!