Justin beaver

Is the murderer of Justin beber

Hey it's a beaver named Justin beaver

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Beaver boyfriend

A man who tends to your beaver. He is only a boyfriend to your vagina, and never you. He’s interested in causal sex only

“I see Trevor once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider him a beaver boyfriend.”

Throwback Beaver

The unshaved genital regions of a female, usually associcated with pornography from the classic era since the dawn of time till the 2000's. Vagina pubes have not been touched/shaven/plucked/waxed since the ability to grow around the age of 12.

Yo, your girl has said she ain't shaven till the Pittsburgh Pirates have a winning season...She's going to have crazy "Throwback Beaver".
Unreasonablely large bush,
Hairy As HELL down there,
Tastes like MT. Dew cans,
Found later in teeth.

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stink beaver

a musky smelling female snatch that smells so bad it results in a derection and not even the stench of the poma sharts can outweigh its numbing effect to the nostrils

Zorro: holy shiza that lil whoRa had the worst stink beaver I ever smelt.
Labes: Sounds like you got cleef'd mayough!!!
Jonk: Tremendous Bro!!
Gnaw: Thank God that chica aint doin the ol bicycle smile
Stalz: Thanks!!!

Beaver Stamp

To press one's womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag)

I'm so embarassed. I passed out last night, then Molly beaver stamped me. Now I smell like sturgeon.

stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.

Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.

chunky beaver

When you vomit inside a girls vagina and then the girl shoots the vomit on the guys face.

Troy chunky beavered on violets vagina and she shot the puke on his face