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What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.
My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!
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(said as one word.) The act of backhand bitch slapping someone (especially someone who is a bitch) twice in succession.
She wouldn't listen, so I had no choice but to double-backhand-bitch-slap her.
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the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).
Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!
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Noun: When you are doing a rappel operation from a Blackhawk Helicopter while in flight an not paying attention to the air assault instructor telling you what to do and that son of a bitch slaps the shit out of you for not paying attention.
Pvt tent peg was waving at his girlfriend when he was supposed to be paying attention to the air assault instructor and got an air assault bitch slap across the head. What a Moron!
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With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.
Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!
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A role model to all women to strive to be feirce. They are jet-setters and fashionista's!
OMG have you seen stacie lately? She is such a bitch slap barbie!
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verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.
shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!
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