bong geometry

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn

Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

Bongs.

See definition for "Tongs" and use "Bongs" where appropriate. A more extreme version of Tongs.

"Ah Bongs it bruv!" "Oi dis choon is bongsin'!"

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bong booty

A hearty meal that was recommended to Alex of the YouTube channel, "I Hate Everything" by user Gurk Face

Wow Alex, think you're smart?? haha bitch zoella is much better than you cuz she has 10 mil and you have 1 fucking baby boo with goo in your diaper

also eat a bong booty

Thai Bong

The act of mixing marijiuana with tobbaco and smoking it in a bong. Popular in Thailand and Vancouver, BC (because the abundance of marijiuana) Taking the entire bowl in one will produce a huge cloud and give you a wicked head rush.

Hey man pass me some smokes so I can bust up a thai bong session!

Bong Burn

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When someone who may or may not be experienced with a bong sucks too much smoke in and thus burns their throat, causing a burning sensation that can last for minutes or hours, depending on the level of the burn.

I got bong burn from taking some deep hits from the bong last night. It hurts like a bitch.

Bong Traffic

When multiple smoking devices cohabit the same area causing disturbances in the marijuana-time continuum.

Tension can only be relieved when someone takes a massive rip.

Man, there's massive bong traffic in this room, someone has to hit the bong.

g-bong

A large jug with the bottom sawed off, usually with a steak knife, and a cap burned out and a socket jammed in it. You would then place that structure in a bucket full of water. Next, proceed to put marijuana in the socket and blaze it up. Gently pull up on the jug structure until it is full of smoke. Lastly unscrew the cap and push down on the jug and instantly you will be blazed.

HP hits more g-bongs than anyone on the planet

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