tong

asian gangsta. one who has a shaved head except for one spot where the patch of hair is grown 3 or so inches and is dyed bronze, has a souped up honda and is often seen talking korean on a tiny cell phone, making plans with his homies to go get boba, while smoking and waiting to pick his 5 year old genius brother from 7th grade.

dass a tong meng

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tong

a wannabe asian gangsta. one who tries to act like a real tong, but doesnt shower enough, can't afford a car, bums at scans house, is fired from pizza hut, etc.

daaaamn tong, get a job

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tong

soup or sugar

Please don't put tong in my tong.

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tong

a slang for sucking other guy's dick

person 1 : ay dawg what's poppin?
person 2 : fuck off n*gga i'm busy tong-ing right now
person 1 : what the fuck?

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tong

memeber of a rather unpleasant Glasgow street gang
probably supports rangers

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tong

like spooning, except facing eachother as though to be like tongs. two spoons facing each other...tongs.

"wanna spoon"
"no i would rather tong, i wanna see your face"

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tong

another term for the word homosexual ; gay
very emotional, very detached from the reality that exists in this world.
can not differentiate real from fake.
very obssessed with girls, japanese ones.

1. you are such a tong i swear
2. your living in a tong's world.

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