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A wholesome cat who plays da' bongo. ( It has a Sub-Reddit too! )
Lobez: Oh my god, look at that cat playing da' bongos!
Pepper: Yes, is named Bongo Cat.
An affectionate name for lady juice sometimes emitted during female orgasm. This act can be accompanied by singing altered lyrics to the 80s TV jingle for the similarly named juice drink. "Cum Bongo, Cum Bongo, They drink it in the Congo." Don't get carried away, neither health professionals or the Congolese advise drinking Cum Bongo.
Mother Teresa discovering she was a Norris McWhirter was exciting, washing the Cum Bongo stains from her sheet the next day was however, was a thundering nuisance.
A female with a particularly large ass that one would consider spanking viciously
Damn, look at the big Big Bongo on that fine female.
The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat
Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos
The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat
Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos
One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.
Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.
Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man